Bathtub Geralt is real

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Sometimes memes come true.

CD Projekt RED sent us a package today, and this was inside. It's real. We poked it to check. We don't normally write about things we get sent in the post, but we know Witcher fans, and fans of ripped dudes in bathtubs, will want a closer look, so here is a tour of bathtub Geralt.

Here he is from the top, reclining with a rubber duck and our first Witcher 3 cover feature, which I wrote years ago. How has this happened.

From the top, we see that they've captured Geralt's serene expression perfectly. Why is this real.

Excellent advice written on this side of the model. You should subscribe to our magazine by the way, it's awesome. 

Finally, here is the model from the correct angle.

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Tom Senior

Part of the UK team, Tom was with PC Gamer at the very beginning of the website's launch—first as a news writer, and then as online editor until his departure in 2020. His specialties are strategy games, action RPGs, hack ‘n slash games, digital card games… basically anything that he can fit on a hard drive. His final boss form is Deckard Cain.

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