Latest articles by Joshua Wolens
Steam's latest update promises better betas, barely a bundle of broken save games
News Bsave bgames, sorry.
How Fish Is Made is the most disgusting horror game I've ever played, and it perfectly captures 2024
Fish Tale Put your fish body on the gears.
20 years later, Konami just finally revealed who played Eva in MGS3 and how she acted making out with Naked Snake
News What a thrill.
The ex-GTA lead whose blog got the kibosh from Rockstar chats San Andreas' worst bug and why 'anything that isn't visible to players tends to have swearing in it'
News Oh, for a world where Obbe Vermeij could say whatever he wants.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard's first mods fulfil the creators' true intention of letting you play as Nigel Thornberry, but spit on all that is good and decent by making everything less magenta
News How could you?
Elon Musk says he's one of the world's 'top 20' Diablo 4 players, still reckons he was a Quake all-time great even after its actual best player said he 'wasn't very good'
News Musk is sitting pretty with the #19 clear time in the Pit.
Square Enix honcho Yoshi-P pledges more simultaneous releases as the company realises people don't like waiting years for its games
News I could have told them that.
Dragon Age has a secret 'uber-plot' that BioWare still seems to be following, and it all builds up 'the final thing you could do in this world that would break it'
News Rocks fall, everyone dies.
Ubisoft boss says it knows players think it has an 'inconsistency in quality,' so it delayed Assassin's Creed Shadows to flip that script
News And everyone's still upset about Unity, myself included.
China: Mao's Legacy is like an absurdly specific Paradox game on a tight budget, and also one of the best sims I've ever played
CPC Gamer How did Yukong move the mountains? Abusing save slots.
Ex-BioWare dev explains why everyone in Mass Effect and Dragon Age does that one 'BioWare turn' animation
News I should go.
Horizon Zero Dawn's questionable remaster launches to Mixed reviews as players lament a new mandatory PSN sign-in that wasn't in the original, visual glitches, and audio bugs
News Maybe wait for a patch.
Congratulations to the perhaps 7 people who were waiting for Cyberpunk 2077 to hit their MacBooks
News Praise be to Tim.
I tracked down the guy who gave a negative review to Battlezone 98 Redux after playing for over 8,000 hours, and came away convinced he was right
In the zone Scott Smith is a kind of living Battlezone encyclopaedia. Obviously, I had to speak to him.
The PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted returns to reveal the 25 most-anticipated PC games this December
News As judged by our mysterious Council of experts.
Russia has fined Google $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, or more money than actually exists on Earth, all because it's upset about some YouTube channels
News Putin probably wants somewhere to upload his Twitch streams.
The Red Dead Redemption PC port isn't a GTA Trilogy-style disaster, it's now the best way to play the game
Darn tooting It is still $50, though.
The Day Before studio is up to its old tricks, asking people to design maps for free in a contest whose lucky winner will get their work in a game, a free copy, and no money whatsoever
News What an offer.
No Man's Sky dev pulls out all the stops to fix a player's buggy save with 611 hours of playtime at risk: 'I promise to hawk that bug and fix it'
News Hello Games simply can't stop fixing No Man's Sky.
As US politics goes totally off the rails, Kamala Harris says to hell with it, let's start a Fortnite map
News 2024 keeps giving.
The most promising Disco Elysium successor studio says workers must unite to topple Valve's 'digital fiefdom' of Steam
News So comrades, come rally.
Obsidian says choices both big and small will matter in Avowed, and 'the choices you get and the outcomes in front of you are going to depend on what you're able to find'
News In other words, keep a health potion in reserve.
Silent Hill 2's new patch fixes its last patch in possible meta commentary on recursive horror
News Patch 1.05 fixes the issues caused by patch 1.04, in a real lady-who-swallowed-a-fly kind of situation.
