Ian Dransfield

Time to make us some Total-er War!

It might not be a good game for those halfway through a migraine, though.

This isn't VR - this is... holo... R... ?

The future is a wonderful place to be.

Now if only they could make it so I wasn't awful at it...

Childish? Of course. But since when has GTA been mature?

Benchmarking tools are more fun than a lot of games.

I'll put everything in my wallet on this going well. (Zero, then)

Still not as good as Windows 95's built-in pinball.

Hopefully there'll be an option to test-drive new sofas.

If they keep updating it, it truly will be endless...

Timberwolf for life, yo.

A standard claim, but how long until it's the assumed stance?

Sounds a bit clunky right now, but it'll get better... right?

Maybe—maybe—this will finally be the good gaming flick we've all be waiting for.

Don't pretend you're not in love with the game—it's brilliant.

The first game isn't even out yet and already we're hearing about a sequel... that wasn't even supposed to be coming.

In short: don't charge people for stuff you didn't make.

It might be imperfect, but it's the imperfections that make it perfect, right?

Season 1 victor makes thrilling comeback to bag the title.

All these trees! All for free!

Is Halo 3 really worth all of this effort? Probably, I mean it was pretty good...

I once flew a car into a field of penises on Second Life. At least I think it was in the game.

What could Project CKP be? Is it Mini Ninjas 2? We can but hope...