Forget buying a new graphics card, don't worry about replacing that old Celeron CPU, that 256GB hard drive still works, so why replace it? No, here's the one upgrade you can make to your gaming PC setup that is 100% guaranteed to improve your performance in the true spirit of PC gaming...
It's Bathtub Geralt. And he's available for just $62.75 at Amazon right now.
Balance this eight-inch statuette atop your rig and, while you may not achieve any higher frame rates in your favorite games (The Witcher 3, top of that list, obvs.), you can be certain you've achieved something special in the field of PC gaming. And just like that, your setup will be complete.
Seriously, you can just stop there, your job is done. PC gaming ticked off the list and you can move on with your life. It's been lovely knowing you, have fun whatever hobby you move on to hitting a 100% achievement rating on next.
As Netflix's The Witcher Season 4 loses another star, once again I feel compelled to tap the 'this no-budget YouTube fan film does the Witcher better' sign
I can only assume this upcoming Witcher children's book takes it easy on the folk horror, fantasy racism, and brutal violence I associate with the series
