Dark Souls 3's PvP is a uniquely terrifying experience at the best of times. Now imagine rounding a corner in a toxic swamp to find Shrek, Donkey and Puss In Boots (or some bloke who's been at the Sunny Delight) staring you down.
Iron Pineapple and friends take their roleplay seriously, or not at all seriously, depending on how you look at it. Either way, they defend their swamp with vigor. In fairness, invaders were warned they were on private property before being ground into paste.
There's magic in a good character creator, and in this instance the player-made avatars would horrify most bosses.
The co-creator of Dark Souls' most ambitious mod resurfaces to inform me that Blighttown, source of my nightmares, was cobbled together with '10 bits of wood'
Streamer achieves git gud godhood by beating all mainline Souls games at level 1, back to back, without getting hit—then explodes into tears of relief
