Half-Life 2 testers horsing around with physics props 'to make the 47th playthrough of the game more interesting' probably had no idea it would result in Gabe Newell launching a garden gnome into space 16 years later

A garden gnome in space.
(Image credit: Valve/NASA)

"Little Rocket Man" is truly one of the greatest bits in videogame history⁠—a challenging achievement in Half-Life 2: Episode 2 that requires you to carry a cherubic little garden gnome named "Gnome Chompski" through the entirety of the campaign and deposit the wee fellow on a rocket ship to another dimension in the final level. The Chompski achievement returned in several later Valve games, including Half-Life: Alyx. It reached apotheosis with Gabe Newell's 2020 IRL recreation, with a tangible Chompski launched into space as a fundraiser for a pediatric charity. And it all began with bored Valve QA testers messing around with physics props in Half-Life 2.

"This small baby doll has a long legacy," explained Valve developer Scott Dalton in Half-Life 2's new commentary mode while Gordon explores the playground in the game's opening. The baby in question is a scrungly little doll missing an eye and an arm. When you pick the baby up, it makes a little cooing noise, and that's about it⁠—or it would have been if mid-development madness hadn't set in.

A well-loved baby doll in a milk crate in the middle of the sidewalk in Half-Life 2.

(Image credit: Valve)

"During the long months of internal testing, some of the team turned it into a challenge⁠—a way to make the 47th playthrough of the game a bit more fun," said Dalton. "They'd place the doll inside a nearby blue crate and see how far they could carry it throughout the game. After Half-Life 2 launched, the community started carrying cratebaby as well, adding their own stories and rules to the mix.

"A few years later, while working on Episode 2, this was the inspiration for the 'Little Rocket Man' achievement, where players had to carry a garden gnome dubbed 'Gnome Chompski' throughout the entire episode. Chompski even made a comeback for Left 4 Dead 2, in the 'Guardin Gnome' achievement, where players had to carry him through the Dark Carnival campaign."

There's been some discussion of the cratebaby over the years, but this seems to be the first definitive accounting from Valve. Some scuttlebut had credited cratebaby as a pure post-launch fan creation, while a 2020 IGN video of HL2 developers Adrian Finol, Robin Walker, and David Speyer reacting to a speedrun saw the developers joke that the cratebaby is a hidden master speedrun strat waiting to be discovered⁠—seemingly to the confusion of at least some fans, who thought the devs were revealing a genuine undiscovered exploit.

YouTuber PurpleColonel released a video last year going over the history of the cratebaby as it was known up to that point and showcasing his own attempts at the challenge. It turns out that carrying the cratebaby in its titular crate can result in some whacky Havok physics freakouts that should be familiar to anyone who's ever tried manually decorating their house in Skyrim. The cratebaby can also tragically go no further into the game than Kleiner's laboratory⁠—the teleporter malfunction sequence won't let you take anything with you.

If Dalton's recollections and the trio of speedrun-watching devs' bants are any indication, the cratebaby still holds a dear place in the hearts of devs at Valve. "These kinds of interactions with players are some of the most rewarding parts of game development," Dalton concluded in the commentary track. "We design games with theories in mind, but you never really know where things are going until players get their hands on it."

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