Latest articles by Joshua Wolens
Ubisoft's live-service pirate sim Skull and Bones pulls into port on Steam this August
News Unless it gets delayed again. For old times' sake.
Mix a little Obsidian into your CDPR with this mod that adds a full-blown reputation system to The Witcher 3
News Best foot forward, Geralt.
PC Gamer does not beat rock in this viral AI-driven rock-paper-scissors browser game where a dead dog beats John Wick, low gravity beats bazookas, and me on a bad day beats Margit, the Fell Omen
News Don't blame us, the whole internet got turned off or something.
FTC says I told you judge, I warned you bro, as it unloads on Microsoft for Game Pass price hikes and 'a degraded product' that it says break promises made to seal the Activision merger
News The FTC notes that Microsoft didn't mention these hikes when it was talking about bringing CoD to Game Pass subs on day one.
Sega identifies harasser making 'excessive slanderous and insulting comments' towards one of its staff, sues them into oblivion, and says if anyone wants to try the same it's their funeral
News "As there has been no improvement, we have been forced to take legal action."
China is dispatching crack teams of AI interrogators to make sure its corporations' chatbots are upholding 'core socialist values'
News Heck, they even have a theme song.
Neva is a beautiful side-scrolling platformer from the Gris devs with an adorable doggy companion that is inevitably going to die horribly
Wolf Dread Please don't hurt my dog. Wolf. Deer. Thing.
Tabletop game forumite achieves posting godhood, emerging from the void after 100,000 hour 11 year ban to continue the same argument from 2013
News No, I am not revealing my username.
No Man's Sky goes 5.0 with a sweeping tech update that's 'adding things the community has almost given up hope on ever happening'
News Worlds Part I promises to make the galaxy more resplendent than ever.
Tom & Jerry meets Rimworld in this complex city builder that's all about throwing off the yoke of feline tyranny
News You have nothing to lose but your cheese.
Indika publisher, Frostpunk dev to donate $50,000 to 'support Ukrainian kids' in wake of Russian missile strike on the country's biggest children's hospital
News 11 bit had announced plans for such a donation last year.
Persona 4 Golden mod turns it back into your granddaddy's Shin Megami Tensei, fixing the gravest aesthetic crime of its non-PS2 version
News Fogging up your glasses.
You can pick up the best Star Wars RPG ever made on the most forgettable launcher ever made for free if you're a Prime Gaming sub
News Apathy is… ah, whatever.
Alright, who wants to spot me $1,000 for this absurdly sumptuous Elden Ring lore book?
News That's not a serious question. I will probably get into trouble if people take that as a serious question.
Rechristened 'Let Me Solo Them,' Elden Ring's greatest hero has overcome his first-time jitters and is now clowning on Shadow of the Erdtree's final boss
News He's beginning to believe.
PVKK's full title is literally too big for our website, and the devs say it's 'Space Invaders, but the cannon you fire is really complicated'
News Being a planetenverteidigungskanonenkommandant is almost as complicated as saying it.
Fan effort to recreate the lost Fallout 3 we never got from the original devs gets a big update, goes open-source, and you can finally find it on Nexus Mods
News Over and over, I keep going over the world we knew.
Spelunky creator comes out against god modes in brutal games like his because 'The amount of satisfaction one gets from succeeding eventually is incredible'
News But he reckons it's reasonable to include god mode in "most games."
'I hope Miyazaki is proud of me': After 325 deaths and a 7-hour bossfight slog, streamer fulfils prophecy and beats Shadow of the Erdtree with a dance pad
News The guilty set has, it turns out, got rhythm.
Steamy 'Overwatch cabaret club' where you can pay to have women fall asleep on voice chat with you gets obliterated, is immediately replaced by even steamier Apex version
News What a world.
Obsidian says Larian's experience let it knock Baldur's Gate 3 multiplayer out of the park, but it wouldn't have been possible for Avowed
News In Eora we go solo.
Obsidian went back and made Avowed's combat 'more juicy' because we all collectively winced at its underwhelming first showcase
News It's a shame PCG doesn't do itemised review scores because you just know I'd be giving that gameplay a "juicy" rating.
Who wants a Watch Dogs film? Too bad, you're getting one anyway
News To be fair I also regularly announce commitments I only hazily remember a decade later.
