At Last I Am Born

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At last I am born

Historians note

I am finally born

I once used to chase affection withdrawn

But now I just sit back and yawn

Because I am born, born, born

Look at me now

From difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur-oh-blah blah blah

At last I am born

Vulgarians know

I am finally born

I once thought that time accentuates despair

But now I don't actually care

Because I am born, born, born

Look at me now

From difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur-oh-blah blah blah

At last I am born

At last I am born

Leaving the one true free life born

I once thought I had numerous reasons to cry

And I did, but I don't anymore

Because I am born, born, born

At last I am born

At last I am born

It took me a long, long time

But now I am born

I once was a mess of guilt because of the flesh

It's remarkable what you can learn

Once you are born, born, born

Born, born, born

Born, born, born.

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